Are you able to dance, sing, willing to learn complex choreography, and occasionally act as test subject for dangerously experimental recipes?
...then we may have just the job for you!
Other duties include:
- Leading tours for children around the chocolate factory
- Acting as entertainer for chocolate-themed parties
- Fishing traumatised children out of the chocolate pipe
- Yanking traumatised children out of the chocolate stirrer
- Escorting tiny traumatised children away from the shrinking ray
- Consoling parents of "mysteriously" vanished children
- Acting as pallbearer for chocolate-themed funerals (Essential)
We are welcome applicants of all races and backgrounds, provided you are three foot tall, bright orange and ugly. We do not pay.