Neil Degrasse Tyson Ruins "The Night Before Christmas"

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FAQs from the Hogwarts Prospectus

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History’s great orators segue awkwardly into plugs for SquareSpace

 

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Sassy tweets from the East India Company corporate account

Hey besties, just established a monopoly of trade in the East Indies. AMA