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Re: Sherry - Folks, I’m afraid nobody drinks Sherry anymore. Remember, this is a different America. We need a new drink.
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Re: New drink - Good news! Vita Coco have just offered $4,500 to work their product into the show. Frasier just needs to say, “I’m loco for Vita Coco!” while on air.
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Re: Martin Crane - Focus groups suggest John Mahoney died in 2018. Write him out of the show.
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Re: Café Nervosa - Can it stock Vita Coco?
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Re: Niles - Bad news. David Hyde Pierce can’t do it either. Dentist appointment.
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Re: Re: Niles - Worse news. We found a replacement but he drank some Vita Coco on set and suddenly collapsed.
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Re: Re: Re: Niles - Please come to my office immediately. Tragic news.
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Re: Re: Vita Coco - They have now offered $200,000 for Frasier, a Doctor, to say “Nobody dies from drinking Vita Coco!” on his radio show. Make it happen.
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Re: Re: Martin Crane - Good news! We’ve partnered with Woodbine VFX to utilise state-of-the-art hologram technology on the show. Write him back in.
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Re: Cheers crossover - What does Cliff mean when he “Stormed the Capitol”?
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Re: Martin Crane Hologram - Woodbine VFX just offered a second hologram to work into the show, totally free of charge. They can do Tupac or Ol’ Dirty Bastard. Your call.
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Re: Ol’ Dirty Bastard - Folks, Vita Coco just yanked their entire offer over offensive statements made by the hologram.
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Re: Kelsey Grammer - We just googled this guy. Write him out.
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Re: Re: Kelsey Grammer - On second thought, toss the whole thing.