I, Godzilla, would like to talk to you about typecasting

I know, I know. You’re thinking, “Don’t I recognise that dude from somewhere?” That scaly guy with the lizard lips? No, I’m not Steve Buscemi. I played the titular role in the 1954 movie Godzilla. You might also have seen me this year in Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. 

Excerpts from Napoleon’s St Helena Food Diary

Day 1 - 15th October 1815

The boat finally reached its destination this morning; henceforth I find myself deposited on the island of St Helena like a bad smell. So many miles away from France, from civilization, from my dear Josephine!