I know, I know. You’re thinking, “Don’t I recognise that dude from somewhere?” That scaly guy with the lizard lips? No, I’m not Steve Buscemi. I played the titular role in the 1954 movie Godzilla. You might also have seen me this year in Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire.
Day 1 - 15th October 1815
The boat finally reached its destination this morning; henceforth I find myself deposited on the island of St Helena like a bad smell. So many miles away from France, from civilization, from my dear Josephine!
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Good evening. The name’s Beans, John Beans. Spy. Patriot. Raconteur. Lover. Perhaps you’ve heard of me. For thirty years I’ve confronted evil all around the world. Terrorists, arms dealers, drug traffickers - all in a day’s work. I’ve traveled to nearly every country on this planet, drunk every cocktail, even made love in two different positions. In short, I’ve done it all.